GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
