i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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