your room smells of hookers.
And success
My brain says no but my pants say off.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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