its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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