So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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