That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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