What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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