My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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