I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
