the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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