She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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