Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Randomize
