kristin has been a bad kristin
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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