I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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