I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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