I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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