i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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