Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
You can make out without kissing
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