he puts the penis in happiness.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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