Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I supernannyed him into submission
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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