Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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