I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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