We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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