I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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