Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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