She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Randomize
