The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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