They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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