Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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