when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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