I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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