I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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