ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
