i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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