He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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