doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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