Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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