Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
