it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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