Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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