Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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