You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Randomize
