Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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