i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I think your dad took our porno
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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