shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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