just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
We have started to decorate penises.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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