Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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