His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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