it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I had to cum in my sink.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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