As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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