all she had left on were here heels. phone five
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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