Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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